The Goverment will ban all brown lego pieces.

After a meeting concerning all the countries' leaders (except for Africa, for some obvious reasons), the entire world goverment chose to ban every single brown lego pieces present on this planet (wich means if they are in space, it's okay). The reasons of this decision are simple : Firstly, brown lego pieces are not solid at all. I just touch them and they break, like what the fuck dude. Secondly, the brown lego pieces have been proven to be brown, and we all hate brown, don't we? The complete removal of these little pieces of shit (literally) is planned to be on the 30th of February 2025, so we have plenty of time to break those fragile items wich we don't give a fuck about.

Author's comment: So bad, I love legos.