2024-06-04

10 Quadrillion drivers severely injured after a hideous crash at the B13 Highway.

Author: Max Turbate

This morning, at Highway B13, Marijuan county, a destructive car accident happened between 3:14 am to 3:17 am. As the reposters say, 10 quadrillion drivers, which is a completely baffling number, got rushed to the hospital. We still don't know if the reporter doesn't know how to count, or if he simply doesn't know that there aren't 10 quadrillion hospitals on earth. As of now, the "10 quadrillion" drivers are being treated. This was your daily news, thanks for reading.

Author's comment: Also, did you guys see my house? The outside looks white and the rooth is dark brown. It's 2 storeys. I'm saying this because I lost it.

darealomega

I was here and can prove is real. I was the dude that caused all that because alcohol tastes even better while driving. All the 10 quadrillion drivers owe me one beer each now.

10 Quadrillion drivers severely injured after a hideous crash at the B13 Highway.

I was here and can prove is real. I was the dude that caused all that because alcohol tastes even better while driving. All the 10 quadrillion drivers owe me one beer each now.

Skill issue.