ZE CAFE

Est. 2024

"Coffee"

Cum

0.00

Kind of saly, don't ask me why.

Elias

9.99

Think of it. Think really hard. I know you don't want him

Battery acid

0.25

They say that that is to turn into Venom

Nothing

159.99

It's a SMALL donation.

Liver

24.99

I ONLY HAVE 1 LIVER.

Half a liver

24.99

NO. PLEASE.

Cow piss

2.00

2.4% you can get high. (legally) (stupidly)

Ice cream

5.00

You could've ordered ice cream anywhere but here.

College

5000.99

Too good to be true? Yes.

14 000.00

What am I supposed to give you? A rat's brain?

Anything else but coffee

4.99

⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇ (You wouldn't pay for this, right?)

Useless extras

Donut

1.50

Cherry Pie

2.75

Cheesecake

3.00

Cinnamon Roll

2.50

350g Pure Uranium 235

1 190 000.00

I can see that you have confronted me for a very specific reason. I can give discounts...

20.00$

24.99

Fair enough. (please apply for education, NOW.)

Hard "Crack"

Shhh... 19.99

ZE CAFE

"Coffee"

Kind of saly, don't ask me why.

Think of it. Think really hard. I know you don't want him

They say that that is to turn into Venom

It's a SMALL donation.

I ONLY HAVE 1 LIVER.

NO. PLEASE.

2.4% you can get high. (legally) (stupidly)

You could've ordered ice cream anywhere but here.

Too good to be true? Yes.

What am I supposed to give you? A rat's brain?

⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇ (You wouldn't pay for this, right?)

Useless extras

I can see that you have confronted me for a very specific reason. I can give discounts...

Fair enough. (please apply for education, NOW.)

“POLICE, I CAN EXPLAIN!”

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